Corn Diet


Starting on March 6th, 2011, Callen and I began the Corn Diet.

The plan is to eat nothing but corn in the hope that we will poop only corn kernels.

You see, when you eat corn the stomach does not break down the casing of the corn, that is why you see yellow specks of the delicious stuff in your poo after you've eaten it.

So, we figured if you subtract all the other poo-stuffs from your stool and eat only corn, the only thing you will have to poo are corn kernels; Machine Gun Corn Poop

This blog is our journal of what happens.

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All Good Things Come to an End

"In my end is my beginning."

It was good and hard and now it is done. I set out to do CornDiet for two reasons: I wanted to see my poop and I wanted to start my crossing things off my Bucket List.

People incredulously asked us why we did this to ourselves, but to Callen and I the answer was obvious. No tomorrow is guaranteed, and if you really want to do something—do it right now.

Sure , it was ridiculous. Not to mention incredibly immature. But it’s the change in thinking that is important. Is your cereal worth more than your ambition? If you really want to do something, are you going to balk because you’ll lose a few hours sleep over it?

If you answered yes, you’re not going to get much done in your life, nothing that demands sacrifice at least. And the best things in life demand sacrifice.

As what you desire grows more grand, what you’ll have to sacrifice gets larger too. Want to poop corn? Give up food and abdominal comfort. Want to visit Pamplona and Petra? Get a job and save up.

Want to change the world? Get started. And don’t forget laxatives.

Last Corn Breakfast
March 9, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

Last Corn Breakfast March 9, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

52 Hours

Guys, the end is near

I can’t take too much more corn; my partner has bowed out; I’m very weak and tired. SO MARK, WHY DO YOU GO ON??

Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest? Because it was there.

My poo’s are getting closer and closer to the ideal, and with another corn breakfast in my belly there is a chance that I might soon produce the The Sorcerer’s Stones

I can tell you emphatically: I am not eating another corn breakfast. I cannot say whether or not I will eat corn through the rest of the day; and heck, there is even a forecast for more laxatives on the horizon. But at this time tomorrow I will be eating a HUMAN BREAKFAST. (breakfast typical for humans, not OF humans)

Also, go to church! Happy Ash Wednesday!

(B.T.W. I STILL haven’t showered and it’s actually starting to bother Sean now. I can’t tell if I stink, so maybe it’s the thought of me being dirty that gets him. If that’s the case, Sean needs to quit having DIRTY THOUGHTS

I finally dropped another deuce. It wasn’t exactly what I wanted, so I’m going to keep going on the CornDiet. The laxatives I took should just now be taking affect, and there is nothing in my system but corn.

I don’t know how much longer I’ll go, but I’m at the point where every little bit I go now is uncharted territory, and that motivates me to stay faithful to corn.

I’ll keep you updated because I expect more Dumpage tonight

I finally dropped another deuce. It wasn’t exactly what I wanted, so I’m going to keep going on the CornDiet. The laxatives I took should just now be taking affect, and there is nothing in my system but corn.

I don’t know how much longer I’ll go, but I’m at the point where every little bit I go now is uncharted territory, and that motivates me to stay faithful to corn.

I’ll keep you updated because I expect more Dumpage tonight

Well everyone its been real, it’s been fun. To no extent has it been really fun, but I have enjoyed myself on this corntacular journey. My body is quite upset, and I have decided to return to normal eating habits. Remember: “It’s not just corn, it’s a way of life.” - Callen Hearne

Laxatives kicked in a little early: Approx 5:30 after taking them around 2 pm. Definitely a considerable amount of Corn in here!  To my dismay, I theorize that the oily substance obscuring the rest of the dump at the bottom of the toilet is likely oil from the popcorn.  Regardless, this is some Grade A Feces

Laxatives kicked in a little early: Approx 5:30 after taking them around 2 pm. Definitely a considerable amount of Corn in here!  To my dismay, I theorize that the oily substance obscuring the rest of the dump at the bottom of the toilet is likely oil from the popcorn. 
Regardless, this is some Grade A Feces

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the first very close perfect poo

The problem remains: we do not know what a perfect final product will look like a.k.a. how much will it look like normal corn. So, this may be the perfect poo; we do not know. Until we know more, we are pretty satisfied with this

Stay posted for more

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the first very close perfect poo

The problem remains: we do not know what a perfect final product will look like a.k.a. how much will it look like normal corn. So, this may be the perfect poo; we do not know. Until we know more, we are pretty satisfied with this

Stay posted for more

The Beginning